Wordless Wednesday (sort of?)

yeah, you know me..I have a complete and utter inability to do a totally wordless anything...heh..
so anyways, this is what I see when I walk into my kids room yesterday...
I wonder what the gorillla did to deserve this?
since he is a webkin, I think maybe my kid got sick of losing on the wheel of WOW or getting NO gems in the gem hunt...this treatment serves as a warning to other webkinz...i'll let you know if it works..

Stupid funny things

I was just thinking today on the way home from dropping Gav at school, I have done some DUMB things. Well, let me rephrase that...dumb things happen to me...
and they are HILARIOUS sometimes..
Like, over the summer, I was driving just after a rain storm, and had the window down(I was smoking..yes...I know...bad me..) and I drove thru a puddle, it was BIG, and all of a sudden, SPLASH, in my FACE went dirty puddle water...in my face, on my pants..and it almost put out my cig...
and i was doing like 35 at the time..WTF??
It shocked the hell out of me, and it was COLD.
I bet someone was laughing their asses off at me...
I have NO idea, I quickly recovered and never looked behind me...lol..

and this winter, I was cleaning the windshield off w/ my wipers before we left, and I had the door open for some reason, and POOF all the snow came in on my FACE.

I just do dumb shit all the time...srsly.

any goofy stories you care to tell??

THIS is a funny worthy of my attitude

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Snicker Saturday

I am finding some good funny stuff!!


see famous look-a-like faces


and this too...tho this is just kinda freaky...


see famous look-a-like faces

Ha! THIS is FUNNY stuff

Makes me think of The Ringer..THAT is a good movie...


more lol celebs!

The silly dog of mine

OK so this dog is pretty fun..we got him from a local rescue 3 yrs ago...his name is Zoe (why, we don't know..he is a HE for sure..but it fits him..) he is a german shep terrier mix..just an awesome dog..maybe not that bright sometimes..lmao..but he is a wonderful fit for our family..
WELL one of his favorite past-times is to lay in the sun in my eldest sons room..you can find him up there on ANY sunny day at all..basking..
the funny part is that he will lay in the sun for so long, he starts PANTING..I told him I wouldn't be surprised if he gave himself heat stroke..lol..
I managed to snap a pic of him today...panting..as he lays in the sun..
PS excuse my fat old lady arms..ICK.

Why vote for the lesser of 2 evils..

when you can vote for THE evil!
I so want to find a bumper sticker for my car...considering the pool of peeps to vote for this election year...this is very appropriate
check out my link for a better explanation ;)
http://www.cthulhu.org/
and remember- vote for the MOST evil (rofl)

Sarah Palins Facebook!

Found this at Mike's Notes & he found it at Holy Taco
check out the comments..hil-freaking-arious

totally looks like!

OK back from my self imposed exile..lol..
and back with a FUNNY!
check this OUT..I almost peed my pants when I saw this!



see famous look-a-like faces

Thank you Captain Obvious

if THIS isn't the biggest "well DUH" in hollywood..lol..
Clay Aiken is GAY..

How do you say asshole in chinese?

Yeah, I'd like to know what it sounds like..coz I pretty sure I got called that when I got chinese take out last night..
Del always gets the same thing..kung-pau chicken...always.
for some ungodly reason,last night I circled on the menu...GENERAL TSO's chicken..not even remotely the same,not even in the same section..
WTF?
The lady was nice enough to allow me to reorder the right item, but gawd..I felt like such a dork...I was sure I had ordered the right item..

LOL Cat- erm, RACCOON

I just spent 30 minutes on the LOL Cats site..OMG it is so funny...

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My theory on natural selection

OK so we know Natural Selection weeds out the weak and/or stupid people in the world..stupid people do stupid things, and therefore their stupid genes don't get passed on b/c stupidity kills.
WELL, this all went awry with Ugh and Ogh..cavemen.
Ugh was the smarter of the 2
Ogh was the dumbass..
Ugh became fond of Ogh for whatever reason (hey- stupidity is amusing to the rest of us..)
One day Ogh was going to go club a sabertooth for dinner, he went about it stupidly however(took a club instead of an arrow. for instance), and was very close to being the saber tooths dinner
Ugh felt badly for him, and his conciseness got the best of him and he had to go save him from being sabertooth kibble.
And this, Ogh lived to procreate.
Every stupid person in the universe is related to Ogh.

Ugh cared too much.
Which is why we STILL have stupid people.
No one lets them fuck up and die like they should.

next time you see someone stupid doing something deadly..do us all a favor..walk away ;)

Political Funny

borrowed from Ann(ie) at Life is short, Partake in Happy Hour
It is a video, but well worth it..click here

I frikkin love it..hehehe

Stuff...

been a boring weekend..lol..
had work, kids had football..sunday we visited my mom and then my gramma..Monday we hung around home..cooked out, roasted marshmallows..nothing exciting...

I am SO SO glad school has started again..well, sort of..6:30 am wake up sucks ass..but the 6th grader is getting more used to it..so I may not have to get up that early anymore..w00t!
i have QUIET and it is SO much easier to get ONE kid at a time ready for school...

Oh..OK here is something for you all..
so you know how there are silly state slogans..
(listed here )
WELL, Pennsylvania is SO stupid..'cook with coal'??
I mean come on..just plain STOOPID..
WHY can't we have a funny one?
Like Wyoming-
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men. and the sheep are scared!"
OR
New Jersey "You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

SO as I was driving to visit gramma and mom, I noticed something..we have MORE roadkill than I have EVER seen in my LIFE. seriously.
I think we -passed a dozen + different splatted animals..from raccoons to possums..to deer(blech)
so I say PA should be
'The Roadkill State- you kill 'em we grill 'em.'
ROFL..

ANYTHING is better than COOK w/ Coal??? come on..LAME LAME LAME

Would you rather...

http://thestarceleb.com/2008/08/20/would-you-rather-and-why-2/#comment-1030

THIS is a funny celeb dirt site...
I picked Jocelyn's face..just an FYI

LMAO

SCHOOL in *5* DAYS

It may be wrong to be SO excited to see the kids go back to school...BUT I am just carrying forward a LONG tradition of summer weary moms...excited to see the return of backpacks, pencils & notebooks in the stores...and counting the days, nay, MINUTES until school starts again...
Will the joy wear off?
Yeah, the endless days of waking early, the homework arguments..(oye vey the homework- I KNOW I hate my kids homework more than I hated mine..and I.HATED.mine...A LOT)
In all seriousness, its not been a bad summer..just alot of IM BORED and The Spawn(UGH)
my friends, I leave you with the BEST EVER back to school commercial..enjoy!

Funny for Monday

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out
making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of
gas.As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a
block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.
The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned
out,but she could wait until it was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient,
she decided not to wait and walked back to her car..
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas
and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always
resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank,
two Baptists watched from across the street.
One of them turned to the other and said,
'If it starts, I'm
turning Catholic.'

dude. this is a must read

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

This is some funny stuff here
OH and just to be sure I am racially balanced..LOL..(says the irish/polish/slovakian/ easily sunburned chick)
this is just as funny as Stuff White People Like

Plastic Surgery anyone?

In case you DON'T know who she is..here is a link..

and remember, your face is nice just as it is..unless you have some horrible birth defect, facial tumor, or burns of some kind..don't screw with what god gave ya!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein