Dream Jobs..

I was tagged WAY too long ago by Mumma-Boox2 (AKA Cathi) and true to my form, I kept either putting it off, or forgetting about it..yeah...I didn't think anyone would be surprised to hear that!

I am supposed to list 7 jobs I would like to have..DREAM jobs...heh..this should be fun...

1- Psychologist...anyone who knows me know I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to be a psychologist...I analyze people as it is...(yes, I analyze YOU...I analyze everyone...lol..) and I am right quite often...I think being a hairstylist is as close as I am going to get coz it is rough to get paid enough to justify the schooling costs...

2-coffee tester. for starbucks. I may never sleep again, but who CARES!! I'd get free Mochas!! and a hell of alot done as home..

3-Quality control at Woodchuck Hard Cider..this would counter act the effect of the Starbucks job...of course, I would weigh appx 900 lbs..Woodchuck has 200 calories a bottle..

4- book reviewer...I would love the chance to read and get paid...the editing part I may be able to do..I can catch spelling errors, but the grammar and punctuation parts I would suck at...

5- owning a thrift shop. I would give my left arm to get first dibs on the stuff that comes in at the thrift shop down the street from me..the treasures that people have NO idea they are giving away...I would be able to take the cream of the crop and sell it on ebay and be sure that the cool stuff finds good homes..

6-professional test driver...like you see in the commercials..you could drive all crazy, and never get in trouble..and I am sure you would be able to take the cars home...give them a real world test drive...how fun would that be?!? I doubt you would ever have to pay for gas..

7- this may not be technically a JOB...BUT I want to be independently wealthy..coz really, this average life is for the birds..I wanna have OLD money, new money, just MONEY...more than I have now..(yes, I am disillusioned w/ my life right now..bleh)

OK so I am supposed to tag some of my blogging friends...so lets see...
Jamie @ Mrs Sour Britches coz she is cool & I am interested to see what her dream jobs are..
Brooke @ Martinis aren't just for breakfast she may have a sweet new job now, but I know she has to have some good ideas for dream jobs! and she is wicked funny
Staci @ La Chambre d'Orchidee..she makes me laugh..regularly..and I am sure this will give me new insight into her...and that has got to be entertaining..
and my good bud Jenni @ Alena's Path I am sure she has some wicked good ideas of dream jobs..

OK that be all..can't wait to see everyone's ideas!!

100?? Oh, erm, how bout 101??

OK so I miss counted and got my post count wrong..damn.
SO here are 101 things about me

1. My middle name is Anne
2. my maiden name is Buggy..for real.
3. I met my husband when I was 17
4. We have been married for 12 years
5. I graduated HS w/ a 3.3 GPA
6. I used to hate my name, now I love it
   
7. I wish I had gone to college
8. I WILL go to college, someday
9. I am a gardening addict
10. I have a DX of Major Depression
11. I love to cook & bake
12. I was 22 when I got my drivers license
13. I love painting...walls not pictures
14. I like to make people laugh
15. I am not much for phone calls..I think I burnt myself out in my teen years
16. I have friends now that I have had since I was in grade school & Jr High (Nadine, Becky, Rachel, LuAnn,..who am I missing??)
17. I rarely hold a grudge...I have seen the havoc it can wreak and refuse to do it
18. I throw things when I am pissed off...sometimes I aim...sort of..
19. It takes MUCH to piss me off that bad
20. I heart purple
    
21. I love the smell of citrus
22. I grow herbs in the summer, & use them to cook with
23. I make my own spaghetti sauce...always.
24. I drool in my sleep
25. I also steal covers...
26. my mom was 19 when I was born...
27. my parents were married for only 2 years
28. I am the only child they had together
29. my siblings are all half, but I never think of it..
30. I rarely buy pop for us to drink...
31. I can eat a pound bag of baby carrots w/ some ranch dressing...in one sitting
32. I love cheese, of all kinds
33. I drink alot of coffee
34. I LOVE plain black tea
35. I am addicted to facebook
36. I have a laptop...it rocks
37. I can keep a secret FOREVER.
38. I am SOOOO nebby nosey it is kind of wrong..I need to know everything.
39. I can remember 90% of my families birthdays..but I can never remember ON the day of...
40. My family is HUGE. Grandparents had 9 kids...they all have kids (except one..) and now the grand kids are having kids
41. I will prolly never be pregnant again...*sigh*
42. I have been online since 99
43. wow, thats ten years
44. we have only been thru 2 computers, and this laptop is our third
45. I am cheap.
46. I only buy wheat bread
47. I freeze bread all the time
48. I make my pancakes from scratch
49. I love thrift stores
50. I miss ebaying :(
51. I hate housework, and tend to avoid it alot.
52. My kids are carbon copies of me and my husband
53. the oldest of me, the youngest of him
54. I have recently lost 31lbs
55. I have never lived ALONE. ever
56. I have driven across country 4 times
57. I have never flown on a plane.
58. I am a HUGE massive slacker...HUGE.
59. I hate laundry..and can never remember to do it unless I am out of clothes...
60. I love growing my own food
61. I was in remedial math until Jr high
62. I did however, read at a 12th grade + level in 8th grade:)
63. I never got past pre algebra n 9th grade, and then barely...
64. went on to basic math unti I graduated...
65. I also failed business math...really.
66. I took Latin in 9th grade, which is why I know so many words and their meanings
67. I have coffee EVERY morning. if I don't I get a headache
68. I smoke 5 or less cigs a day...
69. I *hate* beer..
70. I drink Hard Cider instead (Woodchuck brand..)
71. I also LOVE vodka...
72. I am 25% Irish and 75% Polish
73. I got my cosmetology education while in HS
74. I have had my license since 1995
75. my husband is a neat freak..I am most decidedly NOT..
76. I feel bad for him sometimes
77. i have a thing for Vampire themed TV and books..Buffy is awesome. I love Twilight & Laurell K Hamilton...
78. I have to have one foot out from under the covers- you know for temperature control
79. I hate wearing gardening gloves, but have realized I have to, or my hands will always be cut up..
80. I am a HUGE fan on B&BW Japanese Cherry Blossom & their new on, Vanilla Noir is awesome too
81. I have *had* to wear a bra since 4th grade..
82. it really sucks being that young and wearing a bra
83. but I got over it...I love my girls...even after 2 kids worth of breastfeeding
84. I have never been further west than Utah
85. I am afraid if I go to Cali the BIG ONE will hit...lol..that is how my luck works
86. I have worked at a beauty supply, a restaurant,a deli, a dept store, and a salon...also did temp work at a warehouse...and I worked at our county fair in HS at a concession stand...OH and at Lowes in the garden Dept...
87. I love purses...someday, I will have a coach purse..someday...
88. I rarely wear jewelry...
89. I can ONLY play easy on Guitar Hero..srsly. add that 4th button in, I am LOST
90. I hate dresses and skirts...
91. I typically wear slide/mule style shoes..I hate tying shoes..
92. my feet, hands and ass are always cold...
93. I refuse to live w/o a dishwasher EVER again..I went 5+ years w/o one..HATED it..
94. We have well water..and I love it :)
95. I have moved 10 times in 15 years...
96. I plan on staying put now that we own a home
97. my kids won't have a TV in their bedrooms until they can afford one themselves
98. they also won't be getting a free ride to college...we will help, but not pay for it all..
99. I love scrabble!!
100. I dip my fries in ranch dressing
     
101. THANK GOD I AM DONE!!

6!

Got Tagged by my dear buddy Jenni@Alenas Path
The 6th picture from my 6th folder in my picture folder...
This was last year, when it snowed, it shows my poor dog Zoe, REALLY tired of being in the snow, saying it is too cold to go pee...lol..

Tagged!!

I been tagged!! yay! This is a new one on me...so enjoy! and watch for your name!
LOL!!

A) First list 10 honest things about yourself - and make it interesting, even if you have to dig deep!
B) Pass the award on to 7 bloggers that you feel embody the spirit of the Honest Scrap.

SO here are mine!!

1. I am an animal lover at heart...if I could, I would have a damn zoo..but alas, the hub keeps me w/ one dog...whom I love to bits..lol..and if I had my way, the dog would sleep in my bed should he choose...but again, the hubby is a party pooper..lol..
2. I gave birth both times sans medication, no epi, no IV drugs, nada. and I would do it again. AND whats more, I would have a HOME BIRTH is a hot second. yes, a homebirth..no I am not crazy :)
   
3. I have never lived alone. ever.
   
4. I moved 2000 miles away from home when I was less than a month out of high school..I would do it again too.
5. I have about 30% gray hair. I am 34. that is so wrong. good thing I am a stylist...
6. I am a cover hog..lol..I also grind my teeth and drool (gross) in my sleep. I also used to snore but since I dropped 31 (omfg..wow...) lbs I stopped :)
7. My mom was 19 when I was born..she was a gramma at 41...and loves every second of it! My own gramma was a gramma at 44...and they both still look so young :)
8. I read voraciously. I can knock out an 800 page book in 2 days..of course NOTHING else gets done..lol..
9. I can remember almost ALL of the birthdays in my family. and that is alot of peeps. BUT no way can I remember their birthday ON their birthdays...have NO idea why...

1. I am very socially akward most of the time. I feel very out of place and self concious..especially if I don't know anyone where I am at...I have a small core group of friends that I hang w/ and that is it....

Now, for my 7!
Cathi-@ mummaboox2...I truly enjoy reading her blog! It is always entertaining & she just sucks you right into her life :)
Brooke @ Martinis..one of the first I started reading and she was so welcoming to me in the Blogoverse...
Jamie @ Mrs Sour Britches one of my IRL buddies!! Her and i get alone so well..and see things so much the same...
Keely @ The Un-Mom..the originator of Random Tuesday Thoughts..whats not to love?? AND she hearts Buffy as much as I do!! (maybe more...lol..)
Her Bad Mother she is just a TON O' Fun to read...and to follow on twitter!!

and that is all I got peeps! Not 7, but a respectable 5

Been tagged!!!

By 2 peeps...one is WAY over due..(coz I am a ginormous slacker!...)
and one was just a few days ago!!
The First is from HoneyWine & the second 2 are from Julie @ Cool Mom Guide

and they both call for 6 or 7 random facts..so I am going w/ 7....

1- I have no full siblings...I have 2 sisters & a brother, but they are all half..not that it diminishes it at all...just I am a unique genetic expression! heh..if that is good or bad, I don't know..
2-I had 2 completely drug free deliveries w/ my kids..NOTHING. period. no epidural..no stadol..nothin....and if I would have a 3rd (not likely) I would have a home birth in a hot second!
my labors were 3.5 and 5 (about) hrs long..completely uncomplicated and easy in the grand scheme of child birth!
3- I am a Steelers fan, by genetics..lol..my family is full of fans, and I think I had no choice but to be one!! I LOVE football..the violence..it frikkin rocks!
4-I was engaged when I was 17...and as much as I don't regret it I think I would have heart failure if my kids got engaged at that age! mind you we did not marry until I was 21...but still..I don't know how my mother didn't lose her mind..
5-I broke my ankle almost 4 years ago, BOTH sides and had to have surgery for a plate & screws to put it all back together again...and I can FEEL the screws on my ankle..it is FUNNY to make people touch it!!
6-I did not drive until I was 22...YES, you read right...22...series of circumstances led me to wait, then we moved out of state where a class was required, and we were too poor to afford them..when I had my eldest son, then I got my license...
7-I smoke. Yes, I do! and I am no sorry, nor do I want to stop anytime soon..I dont smoke more than 3-5 a day tho..I can restrain myself if needed..and my MOTHER doesn't know..yes, I am 33 years old and my mom doesn't know I smoke..LOSAH..lmao..

K I am tagging some blogs now!!
La Chambre d'Orchidee

Snickollet
Martini's aren't just for breakfast anymore!
Mumma Boo x 2

fun little quiz

Got this from Keely @ Un-Mom



I could survive for 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor