Useless facts about me

• I have no full siblings
• I am the oldest of 38 grandchildren
• I have been with my husband since I was 17
• I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue (endlessly fascinating at a bar)
• I breast fed BOTH of my boys- my youngest till he was 2.5
• I am not really a Dr but I play on on TV (AKA I know alot of medical shit..lol)
• I have been online since 99
• my parents were only married for 2 years
• my eldest boy was a surprise- I was in the middle of planning my wedding when I found out I was pregnant
• my best friend has been my friend since we were in grade school
• I moved out a month after I graduated from high school- I moved to Utah :)
• I LOVE to garden
• I smoke
• I JUST got a tattoo
• I learned to drive- when I was 22
• My mom, my dad and my gramma have the same phone number as when I was a kid
• I despise cleaning- but I like the results
• I have been a licensed hair stylist since 95
• My birthday is December 19
• I go to therapy once a week
• I have colored my hair since I was 13
• My family is littered w/ alcoholism yet I am not an alcoholic
• I was DX'd with major Depression
• I am medicated for afore mentioned depression
• My moms dad was schizophrenic
• I broke my ankle and have a plate and screws in my ankle
• My grandmother is married to my father in law (yet my husband and I have been together longer)
• my sister and I have the same cousin, but we are related on different side of her family
• I do not remember my parents ever living together
• I am a slight internet addict
• I just lost 25 lbs in 18 months
• I have almost at much gray hair as my mom (I am about 30% she is 45%)
• I procrastinate ALOT
• I have ADD
• Sarcasm is a parenting skill as far as I am concerned
• I LOVE to paint (walls, not pictures)
• I am a thrift store JUNKIE
• I can read a book in one day
• My favorite book is The Stand by Stephen King
• I heart CHEESE, any cheese... *drool*
• I gave birth both times with NO medication
• If I had one more, I would have a homebirth
  
• Both of my boys had the cord wrapped around them in one way or another at their birth
  
• One of my fondest wishes is to become a Doula